Big Trouble in Little Japan

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Oim back!

My friends Ben and Alex are pretty good spitters. They are phlegmy people and aren't afraid to let people know. But they have nothing on the Chinese. On one of our first days me and Amber were standing behind a twenty-something year old fashionable Chinese woman on an escalator, and watched as she leaned a little to the side, covered one nostril, and blasted snot out the other one right onto the escalator. This was merely the first of many many "snot rockets" (American English; "bushman blow" in aussie English) we witnessed in our 2 weeks in China. Even more common was the spitting. These weren't just little "ptoos" but real mucus digging loogie hockers, complete with sounds like a cat throwing up a hairball.
According to my guidebook it used to be even worse. Apparently China's gradual opening to the West has prompted some "civilizing" campaigns from the government in order to stop grossing out polite little Westerners. This took some adjusting coming from just nearby Japan, where even blowing one's nose into a tissue is considered a bit of a no-no (I've definitely done it more times in my year and half at school than all my other 36 coworkers combined).
By the end though, I was starting to understand the phlegm launching. Chinese cities are pretty gross in a lot of ways, and the air is particularly bad in some places. Some expats in Lanzhou (a city to the West) told us that they check the pollution count from some weather service website, which counts the amount of carcinogens floating around in the air. 100 is the maximum for decent living according to the World Health Organization, and the count goes up to 500. The expats in Lanzhou said that often the count in Lanzhou was listed as "500," which in fact means off the charts. Crazy.
Me and Amber went to so some pretty bad cities pollution wise, but were spared the worst I think. Beijing was definitely smoggy and gray, but except the first night (the air was thick) the days probably weren't too much worse than say a bad day in New York. Taiyuan, are next stop, was a bit worse when we got there. But on our second day there, a strong and bitterly freezing wind pushed the pollution away and left mostly blue skies. Our third stop was Xi'an, where I didn't notice any particularly bad smog, though I wouldn't call it fresh air either. Lanzhou, our last stop, has a reputation for being one of the most, if not the most, polluted cities in the world. The days me and Amber stayed were actually quite nice though. The people we met there described that as a bit of an anomaly, and said we were lucky we weren't there during the days when you can barely see 100 feet away. Gross.
My dad says that somewhere there are pictures his father took of China in the 1940s. The whole world is of course a very different place since then, but I think China in particular has turned into an entirely different animal. Probably almost nothing I took a picture of existed back then, or at least not in the way it does now...
Here's 4 shots of Beijing from our first full day. It was actually a fairly stressful one, though really it was our fault. When I went to Thailand last year I knew I had to keep an eye out for charmers and scammers, and for the most part I successfully avoided problems. But for some reason I wasn't in the same mindset for this trip. Maybe I thought Chinese people were working too hard to scam tourists? That's probably true for most people but of course there are plenty of others working hard TO scam tourists. Anyway me and Amber figured that out the hard way when some Chinese "students" recommended a tea-house/restaurant after we chatted and walked around with them for about an hour. After a nice meal in a small private room we were given a totally insane bill. We paid about 1/5 of it in the end, but it was still totally ridiculous the money we dished out. I still look back and get really angry at myself for not just giving them what I think the meal was worth and walking/running away. But I guess I've been in Japan too long and these sort of defensive measures in my head have been totally turned off. But I guess a lot worse things could have happened, and it was the only real snag of trouble me and Amber encountered.
In the first picture you can see Mao's beautiful famous picture just north of Tienanmen Square. I believe it's been replaced more than once due to (organized) vandalism, and I'm sure the government has more copies waiting to go up when someone else throws something at his now very symbolic head. The second picture is one of many sino-communist themed statues throughout the country. I do think that Russia had more of these types of art works around than China though, even though it's not even Communist anymore. I wonder why? Communist or not, I guess it still boils down to money...
The third picture is of a "hutong," a popular word to use when talking about Beijing these days. A hutong is a small alleyway that used to define life in Chinese cities, but are slowly being demolished to make way for housing developments and various other construction projects. I've read very little about the matter and spent only a few days in Beijing, but the only pleasant hutongs that I saw were preserved because of their proximity to cultural relics or to look pretty for rich Chinese people/foreign tourists. The "real" hutongs that I saw were hidden behind walls and would be refered to in the West as "ghettos." I wonder if the hutongs people nostalgically recall exist anymore? Not that concrete high-rises are so nice either. Most American cities could warn China that putting large numbers of poor people from patchwork alley-ways into low budget high rises doesn't really solve a lot of problems. Maybe China is getting around that problem by not "putting" those people anywhere, except away from the construction site. I don't think they care who moves into these high-rises, as long as they pay the rent. But I guess we'll see if China makes the same mistake American cities did in the 60s and 70s. Maybe they'll make an entirely different set of mistakes. Or maybe they'll create paradise. Though Beijing didn't exude the atmosphere of the latter option...


These pictures are from a park near the center of Beijing. Pretty nice! Too bad it's the dead of winter and everything is gray and cold...






These pictures are from the "Forbidden City" just north of Tienanmen Square. It was really really impressive. It's a square kilometer or two of preserved Qin dynasty courtyards and palace grounds. It's Chinese-style preserved though, which means chipped paint, uneven bricks and hilarious English. But somehow it actually adds to the atmosphere of walking around real old Imperial grounds. Definitely the most worthwhile tourist attraction in Beijing. If you can spend one day in Beijing, see the Forbidden City, not get ripped off, then that's a good day.

The next day was to the Great Wall!




I don't think I really need to introduce the Great Wall... It's incredibly impressive, though the many vendors at the bottom are pretty irritating. It was not a very clear day, which was unfortunate, but it definitely could've been worse. Making this day more impressive, we met a Russian couple on the way, who really showed us how to bargain. After the public bus trip, we needed to hire a private van to take us the couple dozen kilometers. The original offer they gave us was 100 yuan (15 dollars) or so per person (there were 4 of us). The Russian guy demanded 70 total for all of us. After a few minutes of somewhat harsh bargaining, we settled on 100 for all of us. I was ready to agree when they seemed stuck on 105, but the Russian guy wouldn't cave. He refused to go above 100, and he won. And after the price-fight, the guy said ok ok get in the car, but the Russian guy said NO, first I smoke, then we go. And we waited for him to leisurely smoke a cigarette. Pretty classic. Even though he was an engineer in Korea, and so probably had a good salary, he was ready to bargain to death for the equivalent of about 80 cents (between 4 people). I swear it must be something in their blood.

That night we took an overnight train to Taiyuan, a city a few hours southwest of Beijing. My good buddy Sigma lives there, and we aimed to be there a day earlier than we actually arrived, but trains leave infrequently in China and sell out quickly. The train ride was actually pretty fun though. Me and Amber shared a sleeper compartment with a really cute old Chinese couple that were even shorter than us. The woman took her husband's clothes and carefully folded and hung them, and they had their little thermos' of tea. Amber used a dictionary to write our names and where we're from, but besides that we were totally unable to communicate. We arrived about 7am and met with Sigma and promptly enjoyed an early morning breakfast at McDonalds.

Here's Sigma and Amber on the streets of Taiyuan. Amber sure is enjoying the candy coated fruit sticks that are all over Chinese streets. They are pretty yummy. We did some shopping and eating, and more eating that day we came with Sigma, and made plans for the next day. But the next day was so cold it was basically impossible to do anything. On the plus side the freezing wind blew the pollution away! We went to a nice park in the morning and to a bird "sanctuary" within the park. It was probably the most disgusting treatment of animals I'd seen in an official place before, but I'm told that is the standard for Chinese zoos and similar establishments. The most disgusting part was a bird cage filled with maybe 10 dead, and one live and going crazy sparrow. Sigma felt sorry for the bird and wanted to free it, so started untying the wires keeping the cage closed. I noticed the cage was made out of thin wood, so I just snapped some of the bars off, and the birdie flew away. I then doused my hands in antibacterial alcohol gel. Definitely a necessity in China.
We wanted to play bumper cars and see a few other things, but it was one of the coldest days I'd felt in a long time, so instead we just hung around watching movies and playing with Sigma's cat, which I like to call "bitey."
Here's the litttttle tiny plan me and Amber flew from Taiyuan to Xi'an. At least the company was a name we all trust: Grand China Express. At first I regretted buying these tickets instead of the (14 hour) train ride, but in the end the flight, service, and punctuality were all perfectly fine.
For most foreigners, this is what Xi'an is really famous for: the Terracota warriors. It's about an hour bus ride outside of town, though the large majority of people (chinese and foreigner) seem to come in tour groups. Round trip tour groups with a guide and lunch are quite cheap (30 dollars maybe?) but me and amber elected to take the public bus there, which is about 1 dollar each way. I feel frustrated thinking about how that hour plus bus ride was ONE dollar, and I have to pay about 5 dollars in Japan to take a bus to Takasaki train station, 8-9 kilometers away. A normal city bus is about 1 yuan, or 18 cents per trip. A taxi across a city is between 1-5 dollars, and even to a far off airport is usually less than 15. In contrast, taxis in Japan are ludicrously expensive. It costs over 30 dollars to go those 8-9km to Takasaki station from my house, and in Tokyo thats about how much a relativly short trip can cost as well. Actually even New York taxis are a bargain by Tokyo standards... Sigh...
Anyway, the Terracota warriors are beauitful. The emperor really felt he needed thousands of bronze statue warriors to protect him in the afterlife, and dozens of bronze horse drawn carriages , each equipped with hundreds of bronze arrows and weapons.




More pictures of the warriors and of a crazy painting I liked. My favorite is the one of Amber behind the headless warrior. Cutest warrior ever. Supposedly the warriors are actual sized, so I guess Amber is about the size of a Chinese warrior from 2000 years ago. Aw, 5 foot tall soldiers...
At this point I started taking less pictures, because Amber was going crazy with the photos, so I felt she had it covered. So I'll update the last part of our trip when I steal pictures from Amber. I've already spent too much of a day doing this. So you'll have to wait until the riveting conclusion!


Until next time...


1 Comments:

At 1:22 PM, Blogger peregrinari said...

I'm surprised you got taken for the "tea house" ride. I had the opposite experience once, in Nagoya with Amber. We were watching these teenagers help their ridiculously drunk mate into the back of a car when this old guy came down the stairs and wanted to take us for some food and drinks so that he could practice his English. I sensed a scam, but before I could get any words out of my mouth Amber accepted and we went upstairs and had a few drinks and chatted with him for a few hours. It was an interesting experience, but at the same time I hardly think it was an invitation extended out of genuine friendship - he wanted to "use" (for want of a less pejorative word) us to practice his English ... I don't think Chinese (and to a lesser extent, Japanese) people have friends like you or I would in the west (i.e. altruistically).

When I was in China, in May/June, I had several conversations with student-age people, in Chinese no less and all of them seemed to end in a tea-house invitation - it's a shame really, because the only seemingly genuine interactions I had with local people were on the trains.

Cheers,
Ben

 

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